Survival Tips - Part I.

Survival Tips

Hi folks!

I often read Survival Tips given by Strategists ! Initially when I was younger, the Counsellors used to be very gentle and understanding and benevolent – but as time passed – they have become cynical, rude and insulting ! Not their fault of course – they are having to reply to the same queries again and again but the absolute blokes do not seem to understand the simple logic of life !They continue to be shameless blokes !!

So this is my effort – once and for all – to make them understand what should be done and what should not be done. The questions are all dummy questions of course – Name and address withheld – its based on my knowledge of what I have been reading …since the age of – ummm…. lets say 11 or 12 – in various magazines both for females, males , children, adolescents,aged etc.

So here we go …..

Qs. I am a 15 years old girl. I am in love with a boy next door who is in college . HE occasionally comes to his house. He lives in a hostel. He has given me appreciative looks and I think he too is interested in me – should I go and find out whether he truly loves me or not?

Ans. You are 15, which means you will be appearing for your 10th class boards. Right? Better concentrate on your studies. Be independent girl – see the yesteryear ladies – what a pathetic life they lead – surrounded by thankless blokes ! If the guy is in college – he must be having several girl friends and must be having a gala time – smooching and sleeping around with them !Would you like to be tied to a debauch – humper all your life ? if you really want to know what the boys are all up to then I suggest that you become a member of some open forums and discussion boards found on the net ( just for a couple of days – remember that it is your Board year) – see the kind of discussions boys have – and you will also notice that they have communities like ‘Desperate Housewives’, ‘Lovely sexy aunty’ etc. which means that they are right now having sex with the aged frustrated bitches ! So ?! do you want the ‘prasaad’ of some ‘desperate housewife’ all your life ?

And mind you – if you sleep with some ‘Desperate Office husband’ – just to try out ‘sex’ for fun sake – you’ll be ruined for life and will have no option left but to become a Prostitute !! Its your kinds of dumb girls actually that men are getting away with whatever they want – From the age of 16-onwards, they hump around easily available ‘desperate females’ and then , when they grow older, they marry some educated but absolutely dumb female – to cook and raise his children. Mind you – such males will immediately start looking elsewhere for sex – the moment you become pregnant and physically unappealing ! Then a new maid servant hood era will start for you- bring up the infant – the same infant that the debauch bloke and sown in your womb…’Like father, like son’ – both will kick your butt and go looking for younger sluts – it’s a well established fact of the current generation – see the way the nude Item Girls are ruling the media and are rolling in money!! How are they doing so? Because of the support of males all over the World – that’s it ! yes - the same males whom we address as Great grand fathers - to uncles - to brothers- to husbands…..they all support the ‘nude’ Item girls…..

Thus girl – the ball is now in your court ! Keep your eyes and ears open. Be alert. Study hard and get a good result. Have a career of your own. Then in case , if you are lucky enough – you may find a man who adheres to moral values and culture and may match your standards….and may make you happy and will support you even when you become ugly after childbirth and becoming old with wrinkles on your face. For since you are in class 10th , you must be aware of the fact that women are active in sex till 45 or so till they achieve Menopause – after that it slowly fizzles out – in fact for many women , the desire to have sex fades out after child birth for their priorities in life changes !

Some good (hardly any left actually) men are also there – who are capable of somehow diverting their attention from ‘nude sluts’ and concentrate on other things like building up the society etc. or building up an empire and making employment opportunities for others. But there are majority of men who cannot easily divert away their senses from the ‘nude’ bodies of younger females – as young or much younger to their great grand daughters as well !!It s just that the ‘blasted’ (according to them) society rules – that they cannot ‘hump’ their own daughters – so they decide on an exchange offer – eg. a debauch man residing in House A suggests to a debauch man residing in House F that when their respective daughters grow – they’ll happily exchange their offspring with each other – this way the Society people will not have anything to say to them – for when the daughters will be around 20 – young ,taut and firm – their respective wives will be 50 or 55 (nowadays ladies are getting married late ) all sagging and ugly – incapable of arousing their ‘sticks’ ! Thus the exchange offer !!

But of course, if you yourself are a daughter of some ‘desperate housewife’ or a ‘debauch husband’ and you quite like your freedom ( of humping around with anyone you like) and appreciate the life style of your parents….then you can go ahead and approach the boy next door …who knows – he may be looking towards your house to catch your Mother’s attention (who must be an adept in sex ) – in that case you needn’t send letters to us Counsellors because you must have already decided that you will sleep with him !

Goodbye.